“KaMbHaKhT LeCtUreS !!!”

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TO meri kahani shuru hoti hai from here ,jab me ek stupid school girl thi,me and my two desk partner’s sonwane and naagar,the most funniest girl I have ever seen in my life! And my seven wonders group..kya din the yaar… Seriously m missing them Lottie…L

BUT m sure jaha bhi honge sab,mujhe jarur miss kar rahe honge..

Bi-GOD ye lectures kitna pakate he yaar..

Mujhe na kisi ka bhi speech se lekar lecture taK,sunne me koi interest -winterest nahi hai ,and honestly speaking mujhe to lectures sunte hi rona aa jata hai …

Jab bhi koi lecture start hota tha, mainly physics ka BI-god mera band-baja baj jata tha,mujhe to lagta tha ki kaash !!!! kaash !!!! aaj teacher meeting ho jaye,ya sir nahi aaye, lecture na lage kese bhi..

Teacher k saamne to acchi khaashi sincere dikhti thi…par mujhe hi malum tha ki actualy me mein kitni sincere hu..?and jese hi kisi ka lecture start hota tha na meri nindo ka silsila bhadta jata tha ,me lecture dene wale ki jheel si eyes me doob jati thi…and then what??????:O

 meri dreamland me acchi khashi entry ho jati thi aur exactly, lecture ke time hi mujhe ya to mujhe kuch likhne k liye acche words milte the, yaa to kuch na kuch planning chalti rehti thi..ki ghumne kaha jana hai vegera -vegera.Kabhi to head down karke so jati thi 

and whenever mam asked with my friends they replied – "mam uski tabiyat theek nahi hai?"
(uff !! kitne papad belti thi is lecture se bachne ko)

 & sometimes,jaane kya soch kar muskura deti thi me

 And guess’s what’s next…..????

Teacher mujhe foran notice karti thi hey…why r u laughing??? sleeping or dreaming????:o

"Oops s!!! Bi –god !!!actually both yaar !!!m sleeping on my dreamland…?"

(not to worry at all be coj ye mene apne aap se kaha ..unse nahi warna wo to din me to stars, moons and etc etc dikha hi deti)

meri friends bhi confused ho jati thi ki akhir mujhe ho kya jata he lecture me?

Mene kayi baar ye try kia ki me apni ye harkat chod du…but no mere ander ka devil mujhse kehta hai –  

“Abey yaar !! ye to tere ander naturally hai…tu kabhi nahi sudher sakti !”